Freaky Flamingo Finds

It’s getting hot and steamy at the roller rink these days. You gotta’ love Craigslist ‘Missed Connections’. It’s the gift that just keeps me giggling at my desk. I love to scour through all the ads and find you the tasty good ones. Here’s one for you roller disco types, a  craigslist user  is looking for a lady in skates at Rollhaven in Flint during spring break: You were skating with your kids and I was skating with mine, your beautiful, our eyes met many times, hoping there could be something there, maybe meet up for drinks/lunch sometime? Other than the obvious your/you’re misstep in the ad, it’s pretty solid. As a fellow roller skater, I hope these two get together. I’m sure they could really bust out some sweet couples skate moves when they do. I guess only time will tell.

Who knew you could look for love, while getting your hungover nacho game on. This torridity taco affair starts on  Craigslist Flint , and I am so happy I stumbled across this one. You will be too, I promise. According to the “Missed Connections” ad: I was shopping for nacho stuff and margarita stuff. Super hungover and you asked me how I was I said “eh ok” and shrugged. […] Then you showed me to the sour cream isle cause my hungover brain couldn’t work. You are pretty cute but I get awkward trying to hit on guys showing me where the sour cream is. […]  Tell me what I was wearing so I know it’s not a different sour cream guy. This ad is amazing for so many reasons, but the fact that there might be more “sour cream” guys that this person has to narrow them down by asking what the guy was wearing, is hilarious. We’ve all been there. Someone shows us that they are interested in a possible romance, by showing us where the “sour cream” isle is. There’s just...